Put 'Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power' in Theaters, Dammit

OK, this probably won’t happen. But hear me out.

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Tolkien admits he “kind of forgot about basic materials science.” : r/lotrmemes

The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power Episode 1 and 2 Review

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Just to remind everybody that there's a new Lord of the Rings film coming out to theatres : r/lotr

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Prime Video releases 'The Making of The Rings of Power

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