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The G-Man (sometimes called the blue suit guy or that mysterious man with a briefcase) is an enigmatic character in the Half-Life series. He's a weird old man that wears a blue suit and ports everytime a damn briefcase glued to his right hand. When doctor Gordon Freeman sees him, G-Man simply walks away (or hides himself behind a wall) and disappears mysteriously by unknown methods. Frequently, G-Man fixes his tie as if he were very obsessionated with his appearence (it is not known if he uses deodorant, of course because the videogame player can't smell it) still when there's no reason for doing that, because he still looks ugly.
The G-Man (sometimes called the blue suit guy or that mysterious man with a briefcase) is an enigmatic character in the Half-Life series. He's a weird old man that wears a blue suit and ports everytime a damn briefcase glued to his right hand. When doctor Gordon Freeman sees him, G-Man simply walks away (or hides himself behind a wall) and disappears mysteriously by unknown methods. Frequently, G-Man fixes his tie as if he were very obsessionated with his appearence (it is not known if he uses deodorant, of course because the videogame player can't smell it) still when there's no reason for doing that, because he still looks ugly.

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